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  I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.

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• No, what you need to do is have a one night stand with me and then spread the good word to strangers while drunk

  Submitted by Phys on Jan 21, 11 at 3:28pm

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• What abilities? Penis goes up, penis goes down, penis expels fluids, penis surreptitiously leaves a mushroom-shaped impression on a sleeping person's head while someone else takes a picture. Other than that, the abilities belong to the owner.

  Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Jan 21, 11 at 6:22pm

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  • You're forgetting to mention that it can learn any TM or HM.

    Submitted by CheckOne on Jan 21, 11 at 9:32pm

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    • You're thinking of Mew. Penis has a pretty limited movepool--Harden, Pound, Bullet Seed, etc.

      Submitted by arthurlux on Jan 21, 11 at 9:45pm

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      • arthurlux, i love you.

        Submitted by iknowyouknow on Jan 22, 11 at 2:41am

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• You are a hot bitch. God bless you, baby.

  Submitted by niceman on Jan 24, 11 at 1:01am

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• It's a bird! No it's a plane . No it's Super Penis!

  Submitted by Bokamon on Jan 22, 11 at 12:41am

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• business as usual

  Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 21, 11 at 5:47pm

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• I would have shown a photo.

  Submitted by KittenFu on Jan 22, 11 at 11:27am

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