haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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