I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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