I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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