he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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