I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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