Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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