lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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