can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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