i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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