I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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