If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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