She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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