Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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