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  This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.

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• Thought women wanted the big one? Size does matter. The bigger the better. Blah blah blah

  Submitted by soccer360 on Jan 27, 12 at 10:54am

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  • Big = nice, very big = painful (unless the girl's naturally wide or very experienced). And even if the guy isn't huge, it can be very uncomfortable if he shoves it hard down your throat - as this guy obviously did. Btw everyone - how does this sound like a good night?? It's clearly GUYS who's pressing like here...

    Submitted by johanne101 on Jan 27, 12 at 11:40am

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    • burn your hemp bra outside .. there is no smoking in here

      Submitted by reeln on Jan 28, 12 at 11:05am

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• Well, let's just hope you don't have teeth like a python...

  Submitted by skeezer on Jan 27, 12 at 10:29am

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• Big can be good. But no woman wants her uterus rearranged by a guy thats too big..... And we don't want lock jaw.....

  Submitted by Luvvyboo2 on Jan 27, 12 at 12:27pm

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• Oh honey, it can be done. The sooner you figure out out, the sooner he becomes yours for life!!

  Submitted by Sunshine911 on Jan 27, 12 at 11:45pm

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• Um no johanne...this girl hit like. There's a trick to Un-hinging your jaw. You should learn.

  Submitted by MissIzzle on Jan 27, 12 at 3:02pm

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  • My penis salutes you Ma'am.

    Submitted by CrooklynCrook on Jan 27, 12 at 5:04pm

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• sorry bout that. cant help genetics.

  Submitted by woopigsooie on Jan 27, 12 at 10:30am

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• Wow guys, can we all be a little more considerate of the guys with the monster cocks? They can't help their genetics. It can really be hard for them to find a fitting partner.

  Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 28, 12 at 8:25am

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• Treat yourself to regular and gentle TMJ massage. Singers use the technique to increase space in the mouth for sound resonance.

  Submitted by SauceQueen on Jan 27, 12 at 3:27pm

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• Oh I see it's time for practice babe.

  Submitted by hogfish on Oct 1, 12 at 7:52am

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• You just need to practice your way up that ladder. I'm sure that you can find volunteers to help the cause.

  Submitted by onlygayeskimo on Jan 27, 12 at 10:50am

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• Big is good once you get past the 1st 10 seconds. If you take that slow then big is amazing.

  Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 28, 12 at 1:22am

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• " brown snake turn to brown stick"

  Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 28, 12 at 2:43am

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• Well if you learn how to do that you wont rip your asshole!

  Submitted by redman2683 on Jan 27, 12 at 11:29am

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• Ask Rosie O'Donnell. ..really hope I'm not the only one that gets that reference..

  Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Jan 27, 12 at 9:48pm

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• I've never rearranged a uterus, but I have had a woman tell me that I could easily be in a porno that people would actually rent

  Submitted by ly0ntamer on Jan 27, 12 at 1:49pm

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  • your mother doesn't count

    Submitted by reeln on Jan 28, 12 at 11:07am

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  • best one has to be. "It's like you f*cked my stomach/lungs"

    Submitted by Jrod8907 on Aug 6, 12 at 12:41am

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