Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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