Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Panties = found
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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