Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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