sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
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