I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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I need you to use more vowels.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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