"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
