This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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