Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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