I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
It's official drugs can't kill me
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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