Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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