Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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