So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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