David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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