So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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