a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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