come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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