I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
wow bdsm is so cute
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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