Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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