im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
its not stalking. its research.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Randomize
