Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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