After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
