But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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