okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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