Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i wish my penis had a tongue
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I could fuck to npr.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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