Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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