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  and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.

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• does it look as big as it felt as he shoved it in your ass when you were younger?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:36am

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• 11:36 your disgusting.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:44am

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• I bet u liked that hot throbbing rod in all threee of ur holes didnt u?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 9:27pm

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• 9:13, you sir, are that guy.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:13pm

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• @ 11:44 - I think you are jealous that daddy isn't stuffing your ass anymore

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 7:13pm

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• MLIA > TFLN Is your life average?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:11am

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• no matter the age man's balls will always have wrinkles lol im gettin botox on mine, then a tattoo sayin "smooth as a baby's bottom"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:50am

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• Did u help dry him off then?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:26am

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• Oh shit someone walked in and saw daddios wankie!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:04am

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• I don't mean to be "that guy" but this is fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:13pm

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• Did you see his big horse cock and hairy balls? Did it make you wet?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:22pm

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• Both 9:13s are retarded.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:14pm

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• this is retarded. retarded as "Lieutenant Dan Ice Cream".

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:53pm

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• Damn! I bet your dad looks sexy in his birthday suit ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:26pm

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• "Air dry that shit let it air dry"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 3:09am

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• 9:39 I have sent in some crazy ass REAL texts and they don't show up some of the texts I receive are unbelievable. I don't get it, it can't be that they're not funny cuz some of the ones i sent in blow shit like this out of the water. Just keep trying I guess

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:44pm

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• how do you get your texts on here? i have tried sooo many times and they never show up :(

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:39pm

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• Was he blow drying his balls

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:20am

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• haha IS funny because his father is hagrid and towels are magical invisibility cloaks

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 8:41pm

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• 11:36 hahahhahahahahahhahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:41pm

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• sometimes at night i dont use towels

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:34pm

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• I almost needed jeff to explain but I think I got it lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 12:17am

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• Ewww dangly daddy balls

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:12am

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• What do you mean he doesn't "believe in" towels? Are you saying he thinks they are imaginary or don't exist ? That towels are like Santa and the Easter Bunny? I'm very confused.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 1:01am

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• Apparently tlfn doesn't believe in funny texts anymore. Nice one guys. I hope your proud of yourselfs for letting stupid shit like this make it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:50am

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• so how was the package?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:35am

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