I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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