well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Randomize
