we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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