Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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