All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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