you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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