I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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