I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
