hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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