Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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