i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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